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PART 58 (A and B)

 

“Huff.. Uhh… yeah… Don’t be so formal Maan, after all we are school mates, so lets be on first name basis!!”

Maan clenched his fist remembering the things these two did at school, when he was a nobody!! How they left no stone unturned to make his life a living hell!!! How he talked all those rubbish things about his Geet!!!

Yup, these were none other than his PEERS!

“Hope you haven’t forgotten us….” Mr. Rathore said while giving a friendly pat on Maan’s back!!!

Oops!! Wrong move!! He was awarded with a well-deserved angry glare enough to make him shiver!! That silly smirk was immediately wiped off from his face!!

“How I wish…” Maan though ruefully… How much he wished to forget those dark memories but as they say some memories good and bad get engraved in the heart and unfortunately for these two idiots, this one was engraved deep down in Maan’s heart…

“Ummm… Should we start the presentation???” Geet asked meekly seeing the atmosphere taking a sharp turn…

Everyone’s attention was diverted to Geet, Maan clearly noticed she was getting uncomfortable so was about to say something but before that he was interrupted by something… or rather someone…

“Miss… Umm have we met before???” The Sehgal guy drawled genuinely trying to remember the seemingly known face!!

“Uff Ritwik tu bhi na… Kitni purani line se chance maar raha hai… Aisey Maal ko paaney ke liye thodi class chaiyeh…” The Rathore guy whispered in his pal’s ears while eyeing Geet with lustful gaze from top to bottom… Though Maan clearly heard as well as saw what he was doing and was just about to grab these two when… 

“Hi Gorgeous!!! I am Arihant Rathore… The FAMOUS business tycoon…” He introduced himself while reaching for Geet’s hand who stood transfixed, taken aback!!!

But before he could reach Geet’s hand… Or even before Maan could retaliate, our Gundi Sasha worked her magic!!!

“Aaahhh” Arihant shouted, as he was drenched from front with burning hot tea….

“Ooops Sorry…” Drawled Sasha rolling her eyes though her tone clearly implied she was not at all sorry!!

Ritwik, his co-dealer got genuinely concerned as he checked for any injuries… Which apparently seemed to be first degree and second degree burns…

“Well Mr. Arihant and Ritwik am a very busy person… And really cant afford to waste time like this… So we should better finish with the meeting FAST!!”Maan said with no emotions though his hands were itching to strangle these two…

“But Maan Arihant has got burns…” Ritwik tried to protest…

“Am not interested in anyone’s sob stories… For me time is money and even if there is an earthquake or Tsunami, I damn care…” Maan cleared!

“Its aah…. because of your ooh… employee and you are…” Arihant spat only to be interrupted by Maan…

So?? She said sorry… Miss. Sasha please start with the presentation…” Maan declared and sat on the seat clearly making it clear to the two to either sit or leave!!!

Arihant and Ritwik knew how important this deal was for their company and loosing this deal meant that they would be finished in this business!! So they sat down, though Arihant was now busy tending to his wounds rather than ogling at Geet, which satisfied Maan and he mouthed a silent Thank You to Sasha, who just gave him a The-Idiot-Rascal-Deserved-It look!!!

The lights turned off and Sasha started, though with much more spirit as she wanted to show these Idiots what KC is actually!!!                                                                                 

“So Sar dard… Ohh sorry I mean Sirs, on behalf of KC, I would be presenting you the basic idea for your proposed mall near the Highway located in Simgara Village…”

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PART – 58 B

Sasha signaled Adi and the lights of the conference hall (lit by the generator) dimmed… 

“… As we all know this mall is going to be located in a reasonably isolated area as there are hardly any people residing nearby, there are no hotels in the near vicinity too, in fact its almost rare to find even a dhaba!!! This is where we aim to benefit, as this mall would be constructed in such a way that it provides as a rest place, rejuvenating all the tired souls driving on the highway from hours… A one stop favorite for all types of age groups, but at the same time it would merge with its surrounding environment!!!” Sasha continued in a confident tone!!

“Umm… We are not interested in you foreplay stories Miss… Where are the designs and blueprints??? We are certified people and can understand the things ourselves… So if you could directly present the plans it would be great!!” Ritwik interrupted Sasha….

Maan grit his teeth and at the same time felt a li’l anger towards his staff as now due to their negligence, he will have to face humiliation at the hands of these two buffoons…

“Sirrr… Why waste time on blueprints??? Its modern era…. We believe in practicality… So we will give you a live demo!!” Geet chirped in!! Maan looked at her with narrowed eyes only to get a naughty smile in return.

“Practical???” Arihant questioned getting confused.

But they couldn’t speak a word more beyond that as the very next second they were greeted by a group of decked up village people trampling them… Oops me means serving them!!!

Two strong guys with giant turbans covering half their faces and the remaining half being covered by their super long mustaches literally forced them down their seats while two girls wearing looong ghunghats appeared with big… no… no… giant tumblers of lassi!!!

“Athithi devo bahava!!!” One of the ladies exclaimed while shoving the drink down the throat of Arihant, the same was done to Ritwik by the other girl!!! 

“umm… uggg… hwtajhd… hdwhdkwe…” Poor Arihant tried to squeak!! 

But even before the lassi made its way down their wind pipe, the two burly guys started breaking bones… uhh… massaging their muscles!!!

“Aaahhh!!!!!!!!!!! Uuuhhh!!!!” Arihant who was already burned screamed while being manhandled!!!

“What the hell is happening here???” Ritwik spat out jerking off from his chair, after finally being able to push away the guy.

“Oh! This is what Sasha Ma’am was explaining to you, but you guys preferred this… ummm… whatever, the thing is we would be creating an ambience of Village life in the mall, like the rooftops would be see through glass so that one could still get the open sky feeling, while the interiors would be based with the hay and grass theme to add to the ambience!! There would be stores etc with modern facilities but we would keep the interiors strictly traditional! Like what you haven’t noticed is there is no electricity here!!!” Geet explained sending a warning look at Maan as whatever these four people did to the duo was over exaggerated version of what was planned, and she exactly knew who was behind it…

Arihant and Ritwik were surprised, as it was very cool in the hall!!

“…. But the hall is still cool, as we have used the traditional methods of cooling like wet hay and khus! Obviously that’s not what we would be doing in the mall… But it’s an example of our idea!!!” Geet finished and looked at Maan!!!

Maan who was silently listening to his little wify speak up was extremely proud of her!! He always knew that she was amazing but hearing her idea of saving the day, made his chest swell with pride!!!! Yup, it was kiddish and maybe very weird but he loved it!!!

Arihant and Ritwik just looked at each other! Finally Arihant voiced out his last suggestion… 

“Uhh we are okay with the idea but please make sure that there is only ground floor in the mall!!!” 

Everyone present there was confused, except Maan, who just smirked realizing well, that it was his leg pain that was speaking!!! He he!! After all these two fools were just awarded the experience of climbing up more than thousand steps to reach here!!!

“Okay sir…” Sasha confirmed.

“By the way sir if you don’t mind me asking what happened to your nose???”Geet asked getting curious seeing the wobbly shape of Arihant’s nose as if multiple pieces of a broken nose were stitched up together in a sack form!!!

Arihant’s hands went instinctively to his nose while his as well as Ritwik’s eyes wandered to Maan who stood their giving a lop-sided smile!!! 

“Uhhh… wo some accident in childhood…” He gave a lame answer…

“Well lets discuss further details…” Ritwik offered trying to divert the topic…

“He he he… S.. Sure s.. Sir… W.. whyyy don’t Y..You discu.. ss further with M.. Maan S.. Sssir in hisss Off…Office???” Adi suggested while ushering the poor well-tortured souls out of the hall!!!

Sasha and Geet jumped over each other squealing in delight at the success of their plan!! 

“GGGeeettt Dhyan se…” Maan shrieked while catching Geet who was about to lose her balance!!!

Geet nodded and jumped off his arms only to jump over Sasha all over again!!!

“He he he he!!” Adi laughed his signature laughter!!

“Adddiii” Maan screamed shutting him up instantly…

“Sasha, Take care of Geet!” Maan instructed her and went out of the hall while glancing at Geet one last time!!

Maan’s Cabin 

Ritwik was pondering over something while Arihant was blowing like a kid over his wounds when Maan entered his cabin.  Both of them couldn’t help but get up in his respect as the aura Maan possessed forced them to do so… Maan signaled them to sit down.

“So, Mr. Rathore and Mr. Sehgal. We look forward to this deal, but before that you can let me know what questions you have?” Maan offered them to speak before he laid down his cards!!

“Umm… Maan can I ask you something… uhh something not so related to this project???” Ritwik asked, finally trying to voice out what was troubling him. 

Maan closed his eyes for self-control and just stiffly nodded. 

“The girl… umm who explained the idea.. after… uhhh the… practical… who was she???” Ritwik asked.

“Ya… aah.. Man… she was… ooh… Hot and aah… Droolworthy..!!” Sick minded Arihant still drawled amidst his painful moans… 

Maan grit his teeth at the mention of his Geet like this and controlled his hands that were itching to throttle these two!

“Maan was she in school with us??” Ritwik asked remembering a vivid image of a short cute bouncing thing in DPS uniform!!

Maan didn’t bother to reply but his hands just converted into a fist!!!

“Ohhh.. aaah… I remember… aah.. arrey Rohan tujhey yaad nahi wo 10thmein apan ne ek ladki dekhi thi Maan ke saath class ke bahaar, jo upar neeche… aah… kud rahi thi, arrey the hottt one… kya mast lag rahi thi tab bhi… Aur abb toh aur bhi zyada maal lagney lag gayi hai… oooh… main toh soch raha hoon ki agar abb bhi wo skirt pehen kar waise upar….” Arihant spoke out his sick thoughts but was rudely interrupted by a ….

THHHAAACCCKKK

 

And a

 

CRRAACCCKKK

 

The first sound marking the contact of Maan’s Dhai kilo ka haath with Arihant’s filthy cheek and the second one being the after effect- the breaking of his few rotten teeth!!!

The only sound after that, that could be heard was of Maan’s hard breathing as Arihant had literally lost half of his consciousness while Ritwik was too shocked to even breathe!! 

“Tumharey jaise aadmi kabhi nahi sudhar saktey! Tum jaise aadmiyon ki gandi nazron ki wajah se hi log apni betiyon ko ghar se bahaar school mein padhney ke liye bhi bhejne se dartey hain, Arihant Rathore…” Maan spoke is name at the end as if speaking a gaali…

“Tumhe aur tumharey aise encouraging saathiyon ke liye toh koi bhi sazaa kam hai… Uss waqt main bass tumhari naak hi tod paya tha aur kuchh karney ke main tab kaabil nahi tha… Par aaj…” Maan gave an evil smirk at the end sending shivers down their spines!!

“Tt… tum kk…. kya karney waaley hooo???” Ritwik stammered getting super scared of Maan’s calm yet evil expressions!!

“Tum sawaal bahut poochtey ho Mr. Ritwik… Chalo pehley main tumharey pehley sawaal ka jawaab doonga… Ki wo ladki thi kaun…” Maan spoke calmly leaning on the desk!!

“Wo ladki hai MERI GEET… sirf aur sirf MERI GEET!!! Meri zindagi, meri izzat, mera sab kuchh… GEET MAAN SINGH KHURANA hai wo… Aur uske baare mein aisa soch kar bhi tumne Maan Singh Khurana ki izzat ke saath khelne ki koshish ki hai…” Maan finished angrily while scaring the living daylights out of the two men in front of him!

” Maan look we are sorry… Arihant too is sorry…. He didn’t know that Geet is…” Ritwik tried to make amends to manage the situation least did he know that it was a disaster…

“Don’t even dare to take My Geet’s name from you filthy mouth… Aur kya matlab hai tumhara ki tumhe nahi pata tha ki wo kaun hai??? Koi hak nahi hai tumhe ki tum kisi aur ladki ko bhi aise nazron se dekho… And don’t worry after today I will make sure ki tum khud ka chehra bhi aaiyne mein na dekh paao…” Maan said while throwing a few papers in their faces…

“Y… yeh kya h..hai??” Arihant stammered…

“Tumhari barbaadi in paper form…” Maan spat…

Arihant and Ritwik were left spell bound as the papers read that their entire business was no longer theirs and the new owner of their business was Geet Maan Singh Khurana…

“Kaisa lag raha hai tumhe abb??? Aaaj se tum dono apni hi company mein ek naukar ho…” Maan smirked….

“TUM AISA NAHI KAR SAKTEY MAAN SINGH KHURANA…” Arihant shouted like a zakhmi sher (me shouting zakhmi sher nahi zakhmi chuha… Oops chuha ki bhi izzat hoti hai na??? Sorry Mr. rat!!!) while Ritwik just sat down holding his head knowing well that all is finished now…

” Well too bad… Kyuni main aisa kar chukaa hoon… Tumharey jo baaki do saathi thhey na uss din, unka bhi kuchh aisa hi haal hua hai… Bass farak itna hai ki dono aaj-kal engineer ki job ki jagah peon ka kaam kar rahey hai meri hi company mein… Jo bhi meri Geet ki taraf buri nazar se chhodo, uske baare mein buraa sochne ki bhi jurrarat karta hai, MSK ussey nahi chhodta…. Tumhe kya laga tum dono yaha apni marzi se aaye ho??? Naaa… Meri marzi ke bina yahan patta bhi nahi hil sakta toh tum kya cheez ho???” Maan told him while fanning himself with a file…

“And now am feeing hot… Ekkk toh without electricity and now sharing this air with you two is making me feel stuffy and suffocated… tumhara aana jaana sab mera plan tha.. And now its time for you to get out…” Maan finished before calling on the intercom for security…

Arihant sat down after the lost battle as now his arrogance and pride was already crushed by Maan under his feet and he was totally crashed… He never knew that his li’l deed in school would bring his doom… That’s why one says that your sins follow you throughout you life and even beyond!!!

Security came and literally dragged the two by their collars out of Maan’s cabin…

“Arrey haan before you two leave…. Report 8 am sharp tomorrow as Arihant, you would be assisting your assistant’s assistant in your… Oops Now MY office , so you are now at the post of a mere clerk and Ritwik you were not much at fault so would be just demoted from CEO to sales manager… Now security please KICK THEM OUT NOW…” Maan shouted. 

The whole office witnessed the tamaasha and were shocked beyond limits seeing the condition of the two defeated souls…

Sasha, Adi and others were stunned too as here they were thinking of celebrating cracking this deal but this happened… though Sasha was not very disappointed as she was not really looking forward to work with that leach who had the audacity to lay his eyes on her sister Geet…

While at the same time a pair of eyes were not so surprised as she knew right from the moment they entered that something was cooking in Maan’s brain… 

After a while everyone dispersed but Geet Maan Singh Khurana stormed inside her hubby’s cabin… with purposeful strides!!!!

 

PRECAP

The GMSK’s mood swing demands…ROFL

Will The MSK fail after so many years????Shocked

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Hope you all liked how Maan dealt with these two!! Me writing after long time, so me not knows how it is!!Ouch

Aaiynaa has been updated too!! Please do check it out!!!Embarrassed

Will check out all your lovely comments by tomorrow!! Plomish!!!!Embarrassed

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Aaiynaa Part 24

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“Umm Actually Sam you come with me… Baaki sab driver ke saath aa jayenge….” Maan picked up Sam and went away leaving everyone in shock!!

 

 

Even Sam was quite shocked!! He couldn’t actually make out what happened!! Here, he was trying to make Adi uncle blurt out his love for Pinks but now his Dad was apparently fixing Adi uncle’s alliance with some random girl???

 

“Kya hua Sam???” Maan asked pinching Sam’s nose while buckling up his seat belt!!

 

“Yeh aapne ka kiya???” Sam shrieked as he got back his composure…

 

“What did I do???” Maan asked pretending to be innocent and concentrating on the road!!

 

Sam narrowed his eyes… Wait!! Was that a smirk on Dad’s lips??

 

“U dih it on pulpas na??? Sam told rather than questioning him!!

Ruchs Translation Mode- “You did it on purpose na???”

 

“What do you think???” Maan asked no longer hiding his evil smirk!!!

 

“Sigh!!! Aapne mela sala plan bigaal diya…” Sam whined turning his face to the other side!!!

 Ruchs Translation Mode- “Sigh!!! Aapne mera sara plan bigaad diya…”

 

“Well buddy what if I say, ki we have a master plan???” Maan asked tweaking Sam’s little nose again with his fingers…

 

” Mastel plan???” Sam asked with wide innocent eyes!!!

 

“Yup buddy… here listen… Maan explained Sam everything in detail while Sam listened with great interest and at the end both of them let out evil smiles and had a handshake…

 

Mission Adi ki Barbaadi, here we come…” Maan exclaimed as their car entered the Khurana premises…

 

A Few Hours Later

KHURANA MANSION

 

Everything was ready and decked up, right from the arrangement for tea and snacks for the guests to the changed covers of the sofas in the living room… even the prospective Bride… errr… GroomWink was all dressed up and was made to sit in the room near the kitchen so that he could bring the tea once the prospective bride’s family arrives…. Just like a typical Sanskaari Bahu… err… Jamai…LOL

 

SAME Time, Maan’s study

 

“Papa all issh leady na???” Sam asked for the umpteenth time..

 

Ruchs Translation Mode- “Papa all is ready na???”

 

“Yup Sam… Pakka sab ready hai and NISHI and her FAMILY will be arriving in maximum ten minutes… Maine abhi unse baat kar li hai…” Maan assured an over-excited Sam…

 

“Glate… Abb majaa aaygaa…” Sam rubbed his Hands in glee…

 

Ruchs Translation Mode- “Great… Abb mazaa aayega…”

 

He didn’t have to wait for long as just then the door bell rang announcing the arrival of the GUESTS for the evening…

 

Living Room

 

Nakul opened the door and just stood transfixed on the door itself…. Forgetting all his manners to escort the guests inside, he kept gaping at the family trio…

 

“Kya hua Nakul??? Wo log aa gaye kya???” Our Dadima made an entry with a scared and still confused Pinky and Geet on her either sides…

 

This brought Nakul out of his shocked state and he just barely managed to get to the side, allowing Dadima, Geet and Pinky to have a view of Adi’s supposedly new family!! The next moment only three collective gasps could be heard while the two devils that were coming down the stairs smirked seeing the ladies shocked expressions…

 

“Finally meri over dramatic Dadi ko bhi high scale drama ka ek real life dose mil hi gaya…” Maan thought to himself mentally patting his back!!! He looked at Sam who just gave him a look back telling he was already very impressed!!!

 

“Welcome Mr. and Mrs. Saudagar and Hi Nishi… Please come in and have a seat… Nakul paani le kar aao…” Maan welcomed the guests seeing the other people still rooted on their spots…

 

Samrat gave a once over to the guests once again… Mr. Saudagar… A tall burly man with a protruding potbelly dressed up in parrot green shirt with orange and pink flowers along with shocking red pants!! He had exactly three hairs standing proudly upright, on the otherwise barren land… uhh head!!! He looked nothing short of a joker…

 

Mrs. Saudagar was dressed up in a Ghaghra Choli with a looong Ghunghat… A shocking contrast with her better half’s dress style… Her ghagra choli seemed very heavy, blue in color with orange and pink stripes, the only thing that seemed to match with husband… while her hands were bare of any bangles or anything clearly giving a good view of ugly hairy jungle on her arms….

 

Nishi… Oh god… Words would fail to explain her looks… She stood dressed up in extremely short dress… a black tank top with red micro mini skirt… But that was not what was odd… She was extremely fat, had matching hairy patches resembling that of her mother… Just that her legs too proudly sported those hairy patches along with six inch blood red stilettos at the end… In fact there was not even a single ounce of skin on show, despite her being in short dress, as everything was covered in a huge mass of hair… She had shoulder length hair like that of Anjali in KKHH… But its beauty was long gone as she wore a jasmine gajra over her hair like a band, which actually looked shocking with her mini-skirt combo…. Her face resembled more of an ugly bouncer in a pub, looking nothing like that of a girl… while she had jet black mascara on her eyes with hints of sparkling silver eye shadow… along with light blue-silverish lipstick matching her skirt… She had loads and ounces of Foundation on her face making her look like a make-up ki dukaan…. And had no jewelry on just like her mother… In short she looked less like a girl and more like a scary nightmare…

 

While the guests settled down, Nakul ran away as well… Dadima too came out of shock after a while… But Pinky and Geet still stood transfixed gaping at Nishi like she was an alien!!!(Me wondering… even aliens would feel intimidated in front of Nishi’s beauty…)

 

“Maan bete humein aapse kuchh zaroori baat karni hai…” Dadima spoke gritting her teeth…

 

“Offo Dadima abhi nahi… see our guests are so desperate to meet their future Jamaai and our BEAUTIFUL Nishi is waiting so badly to see Adi as well… Hai na???” Maan asked carefully diverting the topic…

 

The trio nodded their heads vigorously…

 

“Okay… Sam please will you go and bring your Adi uncle with the tea???”Maan asked Sam who was just waiting for the cue and ran away to bring the victim… err groom…

 

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Mission Adi ki Barbaadi… Poor Adi!!!ROFL

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Hope all of you enjoyed today’s update specially Nishi and her family’s description!!ROFL

Please do tell me how did you find their family to be!! he he!!LOL

Twisty Deewangi update coming in a few hours!!!

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