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Aaiynaa Part 6

THREE MONTHS AGO

COLLEGE FEST

Fed up of Geet’s stupid behavior, Maan had lunged forward to strangle her but even before he could lay a hand on her, Geet got a phone call…

Geet was also in her full sherni avtar but when she saw the caller id, she frowned…

“Hello…”

What she heard next made her completely shocked… The world slipped off her feet… She just ran away from there, gathering the remnants of her broken heart….

Maan was utterly confused with her as well his own behavior… He had seen the unshed tears in her beautiful hazels and had felt this strange urge to wipe them off… His hands had also found their own accord and had almost reached to console her but before that she ran off…

“Yeh mujhe kya ho raha hai??? Uff Yeh ladki ek din mujhe pagal kar degi…”He muttered to himself… 

He looked around and saw that nearly fifty people who were present in the hall had his eyes on him. They were gawking him as if he was an alien…

“GREAT… bass issi ki kami thi… For the first time in my life Maan Singh Khurana made a fool of himself… Abb now I must get out of here before anyone of them recognizes me…”

Maan thought to himself and fled making his way between the crowds, completely avoiding the amused glances casted his way.

EVENING

Maan had adorned his true businessman avatar as soon as he hastily retreated from that place. He sat in the comfort of his car, parked a few miles away from the college, and answered a few business mails to calm his mind as he still had time before the actual event began. He glanced the clock and realized that it was time…

“Hmmm… Bass I just hope ki  mujhe uss ladki ka chehra dubara na dekhna pade… Parr ussey uss phone call ke baad achanak ho kya gaya thha??”

Maan fumed as he realized he is till thinking about her. He calmed himself and asked the driver to take him to the venue…

He badly wanted to shake off the scene depicting the most embarrassing situation of his life as he could still remember the looks that the people were giving him after Geet had left…

Bichara… He didn’t know ki woh to sirf trailer tha… Puri film toh abhi baaki hai…

MEETHIBAI COLLEGE

Last minute preparations had been completed and now the whole auditorium was packed up with guest, parents and Professors… The student’s squad selected to welcome the Chief Guest was ready at the college gate as he was expected any second now…

Maan got off from his car at the college gate in full royalty… The girls went gaga over him as he walked from the gate, his shirt and waistcoat sticking to his Greek – god body like second skin. His first three buttons open showing a clear view of his drool-worthy body…

“Welcome to our college sir…” College Principal greeted him and shook hands with him.

One of the girls did Aarti and Tilak, as the gesture of welcome and respect. Her hand lingered on his forehead a little more than necessary, getting the feel of his perfect skin. The second girl then came forward to adorn him with a garland; Her hand brushing at his neck unnecessarily… Maan was already pissed off due to the morning incident and these girl’s acts were getting on his nerves, he gave them such a glare that they literally ran away…

“Please come this way sir…” One of the lecturers directed him politely towards the auditorium as he noticed all the shameful happenings…

AUDITORIUM

After a heavy duty introduction session of The Maan Singh Khurana and the lighting of the auspicious lamp, the main function began. There were a wide variety of dances and other cultural activities. Maan stifled his yawn as he was thoroughly bored by the never-ending activities…

“Now, my dear audience is the turn of the major event… Yes, for the first time in the history of any Indian College Fest, we present to you the ‘ Dream Merchant’….”

Audience went completely berserk and started hooting. Even Maan got a little excited, as he had never heard of such a thing before.

“Ok…. So now time for the rules… So each college would be represented by one of their students… Each participant would be given one topic or rather a product, on the spot and then spontaneously, the participant has to present a complete business idea to promote the product he or she got in 10 minutes…”

WOOOHHH

Everyone was super enthusiastic about the whole new idea… They really wanted the participants to start so that they can boost the morale of their respective college’s participant..

“And yes… the most important thing… The product would be decided by, none other than our esteemed chief guest Mr. MAAN SINGH KHURANA… sir, if you could please so the honor..”

Maan was a little taken aback as he hadn’t expected it.. But nevertheless the MSK never backs away from challenges so he gave a nod…

“COOOL… so here comes the first participant… Sudhir Banerjee from Amity College, Gurgaon…” 

“Okk.. So Sudhir your product will be Coconut Milk…” Maan took the mike and told him..

“Ummm… Uhhh… woh… Coconut Milk comes from uhh Ya… Coconuts… And is umm Yahh Very healthy… It is… Umm…”

Needless to say Sudhir made a complete fool of himself, as he couldn’t think of any worthwhile idea on the spot… Forget 10 minutes he couldn’t even complete 1 minute…

Mostly all the participants were from Business schools, still they put up a very poor show… Maan gave them various products ranging from a hair comb to a pet hair oil… But none of them managed to impress him…

“Woosh… So the last participant we have form the Delhi School of Architecture.. Geet…”

Maan had already given up any hope… He thought that when the students belonging to such reputed business schools failed so miserably then what can a kid belonging to Architecture do… He still looked up only to get a shock of his life… 

Meanwhile Geet had failed to recognize that The MSK was the same person with whom she had such a nice fight in the morning…. She had actually forgot about the whole issue in her enthusiasm…

“Hmmm so Miss. Geet… Your product would be a WC…” 

Geet sharply looked up and saw Maan smirking at her, that’s when she realized whom he was… She fumed in anger inwardly but still gave him a fake smile…

Half of the people in the auditorium failed to understand the product… They were wondering what actually is a WC???

“Thank you SIRRR… So my product is WC as in a Water Closet… Or in layman’s terms a Toilet pot…”

Everyone roared in laughter while Maan was having a time of his life…

“Abb tumhe pata chalega ki MSK se panga lene ka matlab kya hota hai…”MSK thought smirking at her plight… 

“Hey friends… Lagta hai you people already like my product… Huh…”

There was a complete silence after that… Even Maan was amazed that after so much humiliation she still stood undeterred…

“Hmmm so my product’s name would be Maan’s super Hot Pot!!!! After all I must give some credit to the person who actually conceived the idea… Aur mujhe pura yakin hai ki all girls in here find our chief guest tooo hot… So it’s Maan Super Hot Pot!!!”

Laughter erupted once again while the organizer’s started sweating that what was this girl doing???

Maan was about to explode… He raced towards the stage ready to murder the insolent fool… Lest did he knew ki paasa palat gaya tha…

“MR. MAAN SINGH KHURANA… Main bhi Geet hoon… Apne dushmanon ko theek karna achchhe sey jaanti hoon… just wait and watch!!” Thought Geet evilly…

“Arrey Waah… Dekhiye… swayam Mere product ke founder aayein hain product ko promote karne… So Mr. Maan… Since it’s your product, aap sabko batate kyun nahi ki kya-kya khubiyan hai AAPKE POT mein???” 

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Maan’s Super Hot POT!!!!..ROFL

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Maan was totally taken aback. Many questions were swarming in his mind… How can their Pari die???? If she did then… Meera??? Still he kept quite, trying to be patient, and waited for his dad to continue, knowing it must be very difficult for him to remember those difficult times…

“…Hum to bilkul bikhar sey gaye thhey… Phir wahan par ekk doctor thhi, Jinhone shuru sey hi hamari bahut madad kit hi… Unhone insist kiya ki hum Police ko contact karein…”

“Police???”

“Haan beta… Pehle toh mujhe bhi kaafi hairani hui thhi… Tumhari Maa aur Vickrant ko sambhalna hi mere liye bahut mushkil ho gaya thha kyunki mein khud bhi kahi na kahi tut gaya thha… Phir bhi maine unki baat maani… Aur phir jo khulaasa hua uske baad toh hum dangg reh gaye..”

“Aisa kya hua???”

“Maan, Pari ki death nahi hui thhi… Mujhe thoda doubt toh tabb hi ho gaya thha jab hospital staff ney Pari ki body humein cremation ke liye deney sey inkar karr diya thha… Parr uss waqt hum mein sey kisi ki aisi haalat nahi thhi ki hum iss baat par bahut gaur karein… Humne unki iss baat par vishwaas karr liya ki yeh unke hospital policy kay against hai…”

“What Rubbish… Aisi koi Policy nahi ho sakti jo kisi Maa-Baap ko aakhri baar apney bachchey ko bhi naa dekhney dey…”

“… Tum sahi keh rahey ho beta… Aisi koi policy nahi thhi… Darasal Pari ko kisi ne agwah kar liya thha…” 

“AAPKA MATLAB KIDNAP????”

“… Haan aur hospital ney apni reputation bachane ke liye yeh jhooti kahaani humein sunaayi… Mujhe toh aaj tak vishwaas nahi hota ki London jaise bade sheher mein bhi aisa ho sakta tha…”

Maan was so stunned that he didn’t have it in himself to listen anything further. He just stood their expressionless while his Dad revealed the rest of the story…

PARI’s ROOM 

Pari was pretty calm and completely at ease. She had been conscious for the longest time since her accident otherwise she had to be continuously administered to sedatives to make sure she doesn’t do anything untoward with herself…

Geet had managed to sneak out of the room as soon as Maan vanished from her near vicinity. After all she couldn’t hold herself knowing her best friend, Meera is just a few rooms away from her.

“Geet.. Tum yahan kya kar rahi ho???”

Geet stopped dead on her tracks as she heard Vicky’s strict voice… 

“Wo.. wo… M.. Main…”

“GEEEET…”

Pari squealed in delight when she saw Geet at the door of her room. She wanted to jump off from the bed and run to her but was held by the nurse. Nevertheless Geet fulfilled the quota as she rushed and jumped on Pari literally felling off the bed while taking Pari in a bone-crushing hug…

“SAMBHAL KAR DOLL…”

Vicky shook his head, as he knew that now none of them would acknowledge anyone else’s presence. He signaled the doctor as well as the nurses to give them the privacy. He knew that Pari would remain absolutely calm as long as Geet is with her…

“Meera.. Kaisi hai tu???”

“Tujhse mil li abb ek dam first class hoon… God… Maine tujhe itna miss kiya…”

“Maine bhi… Tujhe pata hai kya hua… Mere India aane ke baad Maan aur main…”

She filled Meera with all the details of the incidents that took place after she returned to India, she dodged all the details related to London, not wanting to remind her of that incident… She told her about Rimi, her marriage to Maan, and not to forget the baby.

“KYAAA…. Matlab mein MAASI ban ne waali hoon…”

She gave Geet a giant hug, super happy for her best friend…

“Nahi Pari, tum Maasi nahi BUA ban ne waali ho…”

Both Geet and Pari looked up to see Maan standing, leaning on the frame of the door with his hands crossed over his chest…

Geet got scared, as she knew Pari was not very comfortable in the presence of any guy… She wasn’t even okay having Vicky or dad in the same room with her. But she was left pleasantly surprised when Pari squealed in delight…

“Maan bhaiya…”

To say Maan was shocked or stunned would be an understatement. He was so overwhelmed to hear his baby sister addressing him as his bhaiya that all his insecurities flew out of the window…

“Pari…”

He went forward and softly hugged her lest she gets scared by the proximity but to his surprise, Pari hugged him back tightly…

“Ohhh… Bhaiya mujhe toh school time parr lagta tha ki aap bahut khadoos ho aur Geet ke liye sahi nahi ho parr mujhe kya patha tha ki yeh Deewani aapko apne Deewanepan mein itna Deewana ban degi…”

She said mischievously while Maan was once again left speechless… He had never thought that Pari would be so normal. He now knew why Vicky had said that Pari really needs Geet’s presence; it was really doing wonders to Pari’s health already… He looked at Geet lovingly; she really came like an angel into his and his family’s life…

“Offfo abb aap Geet ko aisa kya dekh rahein hai??? Itne dinon baad apni behen sey miley hain, zaraa ek nazr humein bhi dekh lijiye…”

Both Maan and Geet turned all pink at Pari’s remark. Geet whacked Pari softly on her shoulder…

“Meera ki bachchi… tu na bahut badmash aur besharam ho gayi hai… Lagta hai tera kuchh karna padega..”

“Geet… Meri behen ko kuchh mat kaho…”

Meera grinned and showed Geet thumbs down while Geet made a ‘Golgappa face’. She glared at Maan while he gulped…

“Theek hai jab aap Behen-Bhai ne ekk team bana hi li hai toh meri yahan kya zaroorat hai…”

She stomped her feet and went away from there…

“Ummm woh uske Mood Swings…”

He replied sheepishly to Pari while she laughed…

“Jaaiye bhaiya aur apni Mrs. Ko manaiye… Nahi toh woh deewani pata nahi aapke saath kya karegi…”

Maan made a baby face and got up to go after Geet and pacify his Jaan but before that he placed a soft kiss on Pari’s head…

“Mujhe meri pyari si chhoti behen sey mil kar bahut khushi hui…”

Pari gave a soft smile as Maan left…

Four people who witnessed the exchange between Maan, Geet and Pari wiped the tears of joy to see their family regaining the lost happiness once again…

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Who is Manayofying Whom????

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Aaiynaa Part 5

 PART – 5

Dadima was quite stunned when she heard them shouting in unison… She pouted and retorted..

 “Aap hamari jaan le lijiye parr humare serials ko kuchh mat kahiyega…”

 Dadima stormed away in anger… After all she had already missed full FIVE minutes of Sasural Simar Ka…

While Maan and Geet felt like banging their head on wall…

Maan felt that this much drama was already an overdose for the day. He offered Geet to take her out for dinner…

 “Uff… Chalo Geet hum kahin bahar khana khane chalte hain…”

“Nahi… It’s already 7… Meri warden mujhe hostel mein 8 baje baad aane nahi deti…”

 “Soo… You can stay here tonight…” Maan suggested naughtily.

 “No way… Mujhe abhi bhi yaad hai ki what happened jab main yaha pehli baar aayi thi… Abb Mein yaha night stay karney ka risk kabhi nahi loongi…”

“Parr tumhe shaadi key baad toh yanhi rehna padega na…”

Maan blurted out and saw Geet stiffening immediately… He cursed his big mouth… He knew that this was a very touchy topic, in fact it was a Taboo… He diverted the topic…

“Oh… Ok… Chalo we will get a take away from the drive – in Mc Donalds.. Woh tumhare hostel key raastey mein bhi hai… We can eat while driving…”

“Arrey waah yeh idea bahut achchha hai… Aur mujhe who naya waala Mexican burger bhi try karna tha… Agent Vinod Special…”

Maan smiled at her enthusiasm and drove her to Mc D… They had a nice time together, Maan was driving while Geet took the initiatives to feed him since his hands were not free…

NEXT DAY

KHURANA CONSTRUCTIONS

The scene was as usual the same… It was 5 minutes to nine and the staff knew that their boss could be here anytime… Thus they were running here and there trying to manage out everything before he came lest he blasted on them…

The only person who stood calm and composed was Geet. Even though it was her first day at office, still she was very confident. She was laughing silently seeing the panicked state of the employees…

“Hey babaji… Yeh saare cartoon bahut hi entertaining hai… Kal main inn sab ki video-recording karke Maan ko dikhaaoongi… Am sure he will love it…”Geet rubbed her hands gleefully…

Her thoughts were disturbed when the shrill alarm rang, announcing the arrival of the devil oops their boss…

Maan was marching up to his cabin when he noticed something… He saw the latest addition in his human resource and gave her a silent nod…

“Pinky…”

“Jee sir…”

“Mera aaj ka schedule aur baaki ki cheezein meri table par hai???”

“Yess sir..”

“Hmm Good… Sasha and Geet… Meet me in my cabin in five minutes…”

MAAN”s CABIN

Maan was fuming when he saw his schedule. He had contacted Pinky demanding the blueprints to be shown for today’s presentation and the information he just received made him very angry… 

Just then Sasha and Geet entered his cabin.

“Miss. SASHA…”

“Good Morning MK…”

“To hell with your morning… Maine tumhe kaha tha ki very important foreign deligates are coming tomorrow… Tumne yeh baat pata thi toh why haven’t you finalized the blueprints yet and given them to Pinky for my approval??”

Sasha started perspiring… She had forgotten to give them to Pinky as she had been busy plotting how to get back to Geet… She was wondering on whom should she put the blame….

NO SASHA… Iss baar tum kisi ko blame nahi karogi… the fault is entirely yours… Abb I haven’t even seen the blueprints… HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CONVINCE THE CLIENT???”

“Woo… wo… woh… Mkk… Main abhi bhejti hoon…”

“SHUT UP…. Get out from here… And don’t show me your face today….”

Sasha hurriedly left from there thanking her stars that she was not fired.

All this while Geet had been a silent spectator witnessing the drama. She couldn’t bear to see the lines of tension on Maan’s face… She softly said…

“Maan sir…”

That is when Maan noticed her presence. She didn’t say anything further but her soothing gaze made him calm…

Sasha sent the blueprints with Pinky. Much to Maan’s annoyance, the blueprints were full of mistakes… He immediately demanded Sasha’s presence in the room along with her whole team…

“Sasha… Yeh blueprints final hain???”

“J.. Jee Mkk…”

“TUMHE PATA BHI HAI KI INMEIN KITNI GALTIYAN HAI??? Even a beginner can do better work than you and your good for nothing team…”

“S.. Sir but aisi kya galtiyan hain…” Chirped in Tasha, she was a junior architect but super arrogant, she couldn’t tolerate her insult especially in front of the new intern…

Maan had noticed the snide looks she was giving Geet and smirked…

“Galtiyan… Hmmm Abb it would be better agar tumhe yeh ekk beginner hi bataye toh… Geet would you care to do the honour…”

Geet nodded while Maan relaxed in his chair…

This bathroom cant be here as there is no open vent for the air at this place… The car park has to be at least 1/8th of the total area under construction as per the general Government standards and in this blueprint it covers barely 1/12th…..”

Geet explained even the finest details… Varying from the basics to the most expert points…

The team looked at her with their mouths hanging open… They were left completely spellbound… In fact the way Geet explained everything was drastically similar to what their boss would have done… the felt as if they were witnessing a FEMALE VERSION of MSK…

Maan had a proud expression on his face seeing Geet explain everything so confidently… He always found her voice to be very sweet… But he mentally groaned as he remembered when he actually heard her speak properly for the first time during the college fest…

Boy…. He could never forget what she did during that competition… What was its name…. Yah… Dream Merchant!!

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NIGHTMARE oops… DREAM MERCHANT…LOL



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